Remember when synths were portals and patches were prayers?
Now every sound feels like it’s been looted from a factory preset funeral.
“Experimental” is just a BPM over 90 with some vinyl crackle layered on top.
”Ambient” is code for I bought a granular plugin and have commitment issues.
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(( MODULAR GRIEF INTENSIFIES ))
The only thing modular about most of it is the disappointment.
You’re not building sound. You’re assembling IKEA reverb ghosts.
P.S. If you name your EP after a hexadecimal color or a Greek tragedy, I’m calling the UN.